April fools day quotes

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◆ For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

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◆ April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a joke.

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◆ If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go play in traffic.

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◆ What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History?

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◆ April fools day: A whole day set aside for blondes...

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◆ Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you anyway...

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◆ April Fools gone past, and youre the biggest fool at last.

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◆ A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fools comes once in a year and thats your day.

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◆ April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.

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◆ You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end of the day make your status say, 'April Fools!'

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◆ I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day!

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◆ Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'

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◆ Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right?

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◆ Just a friendly reminder; Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April Fools Day.

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◆ Today is the day to propose a girl. If she accepts, thats your LUCK. Otherwise just tell her its April Fools.

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