April fools day sayings
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- 99◆ Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke.
- 99◆ Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
- 99◆ I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
- 99◆ May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.
- 99◆ Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday.
- 99◆ I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located.
- 99◆ Congratulations on effectively deceiving and humiliating me.
- 99◆ If you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
- 99◆ Let's make sure our harmless prank doesn't cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians.
- 99◆ Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year.
- 99◆ My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually real.
- 99◆ Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations.
- 99◆ I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank.
- 99◆ April Fools Day prank for a friend: post their car and phone number on craigslist for dirt cheap and watch the phone calls come pouring in.
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