Weird quotations

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◆ There are people who are generic. They make generic responses and they expect generic answers. They live inside a box and they think people who don't fit into their box are weird. But I'll tell you what, generic people are the weird people. They are like genetically-manipulated plants growing inside a laboratory, like indistinguishable faces, like droids. Like ignorance.

- C. JoyBell C.99

◆ Nobody is so weird others can't identify with them.

- Rebecca Miller98

◆ When I'm 42, I'll have 21 years of experience being 21. I'll be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar, most likely by avoiding them altogether. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I'm in disguise. I'm disguised as myself, and I'm a master of disguise, so that's why you couldn't tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law's head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.

- A. Lee Martinez98

◆ I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.

- Graham Parke98

◆ Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour.

- Sarah Dessen98

◆ A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Stupid religion makes stupid beliefs, stupid leaders make stupid rules, stupid environment makes stupid health, stupid companions makes stupid behaviour, stupid movies makes stupid acts, stupid food makes stupid skin, stupid bed makes stupid sleep, stupid ideas makes stupid decisions, stupid clothes makes stupid appearance. Lets get rid of stupidity from our stupid short lives.

- Michael Bassey Johnson98

◆ I'm surprised there isn't a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that's because bricks aren't aerodynamic. Yeah, right. I'd like to see someone make that claim as they watch a brick flying towards their face at a high velocity. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I'm a person like those people.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!?

- Jarod Kintz98