Weird sayings

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◆ I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don't think my bathtub can hold that many people.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

- Frank Zappa99

◆ He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ A girl's got to use what she's given and I'm not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don't say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It's meant to make guys think: ‘I don't know if this is sexy or just weird.

- Lady Gaga99

◆ We all know interspecies romance is weird.

- Tim Burton99

◆ Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I'm out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Don't try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.

- Roman Payne99

◆ I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It'll be a great conversation starter.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

- Graham Parke99

◆ I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I want to make something of myself. I believe it's called a statue.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you'd like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ You just noticed? You're slow...

- Tite Kubo99