Weird proverbs
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- E.A. Bucchianeri98◆ You say freak, I say unique.
- Christian Baloga98◆ A good traveller is one who knows how to travel with the mind.
- Michael Bassey Johnson98◆ I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ I'm 30-years-old, and I still can't get out from under my father's shadow. He's really tall, so maybe I'll just ask him to move over a few feet. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.
- Vincent Zandri98◆ It was strange, I reflected.. that even in the weirdest circumstances, the most troubling episodes of one's life, the greatest divides from home and familiarity, there were these moments of undeniable joy.
- Elizabeth Kostova98◆ If you're going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan.
- Frank Beddor98◆ It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.
- James Patterson98◆ I'd rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go down one flight of stairs and then come back up? Same destination, same distance, same amount of work, but two different paths. Who knows, I might find love on one path. Probably the path I don't choose. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ My armpits are not only rank, but they're ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.?
- Jarod Kintz98
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