Sarcasm quotations

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◆ Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you.

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky99

◆ Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon99

◆ If you say ‘we're in this together,' I'm going to hurl.

- Kelley Armstrong99

◆ I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

- Sarah Rees Brennan99

◆ I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

- Jane Austen99

◆ That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

- Christopher Moore99

◆ Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.

- Shannon Hale99

◆ You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

- Richelle Mead99

◆ Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

- Alison Boulter99

◆ Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

- Ambrose Bierce99

◆ Will suspected Jem was in fact cleverer than he was himself - but he lacked Will's tendency to assume the absolute worst about people and proceed from there.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.

- Jennifer Salaiz99

◆ I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.

- Karen Chance99

◆ Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

- P.G. Wodehouse99

◆ I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.

- Simi Ngr99