Sarcasm quotes

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◆ It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
- Cassandra Clare100
◆ Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...
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◆ Its hard to be sucka-free in a world full of lollipops.
- DMX99
◆ I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
- Ryan Swain99
◆ You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still whining about it.
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◆ A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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◆ When your ex says, 'You will never find anyone like me.' Reply with, 'That's the point!'
- Rakii Retondo99
◆ Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours...
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◆ Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...
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◆ I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence.
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◆ 'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me....
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◆ Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it, is considered rude...
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◆ I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t as well...
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◆ A woman needs a man like a fish needs bicycle.
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◆ Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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