Sarcasm proverbs

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◆ I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ It's fascinating. You know all these words, and they're all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.

- Suzanne Collins99

◆ I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.

- Becca Fitzpatrick99

◆ This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

- Lorrie Moore99

◆ While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

- Oliver Goldsmith99

◆ A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

- Irina Dunn99

◆ It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

- Christopher Moore99

◆ I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

- J.D. Salinger99

◆ The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.

- Kelly Creagh99

◆ If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.

- Julie Kagawa99