Irony quotations

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◆ I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

- Steven Wright99

◆ It was growing late, and though one might stand on the brink of a deep chasm of disaster, one was still obliged to dress for dinner.

- Georgette Heyer99

◆ You could write a book about things that you can't find on-line.

- Maggie Stiefvater99

◆ Hell's bells, irony blows.

- Jim Butcher99

◆ Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

- Ambrose Bierce99

◆ So, now I've been to see a drug counselor who told me I need to lay off the drugs and talk about my feelings, and a shrink who heard what I had to say and immediately put me on drugs.

- Libba Bray99

◆ As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.

- Andy Warhol99

◆ Irony is wasted on the stupid

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ Nobody steals books but your friends.

- Roger Zelazny99

◆ It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most eloquently in the name of peace.

- Alan Moore99

◆ That will do extremely well, child. You have delighted us long enough. Let the other young ladies have time to exhibit.

- Jane Austen99

◆ I pound on the glass, screaming my head off. Everyone ignores me except for some Capitol attendant who appears behind me and offers me a beverage.

- Suzanne Collins99

◆ Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

- Petronius Arbiter99

◆ It's ironic that the person who says I love you, hurts you the most.

- 99

◆ Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

- Hussein Nishah99