Irony quotes

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◆ Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

- Douglas Coupland100

◆ It's so ironic. The people in my life who say, 'I'm always going to be here for you.' are the ones that walk away first.

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◆ Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

- 99

◆ One day, I'll start messing with your feelings and you'll get mad because I finally learned how to play your game.

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◆ It's sad how someone can go from being the reason you wake up smiling, to the reason you cry yourself to sleep.

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◆ The most sweet hearted people are the most mistreated people...

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◆ Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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◆ Ironic how the person you'd take a bullet for sometimes ends up being the one behind the gun.

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◆ Women don't know what they want. Men never know what they have.

- Ronald Oliver99

◆ Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.

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◆ No girl wants to be called a b*tch, but once you put the word 'bad' in front of it, these girls feel honored.

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◆ People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion in this world is that people are being used and things are being loved.

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◆ That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over 100 songs, but can't answer 10 questions of your test...

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◆ I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.

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◆ Its funny how enemies seem to stick around longer than friends.

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