Irony proverbs

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◆ From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.

- H.P. Lovecraft99

◆ Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

- Joss Whedon99

◆ I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

- Neal Shusterman99

◆ I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

- Michel de Montaigne99

◆ It is sometimes easier to be happy if you don't know everything.

- Alexander McCall Smith99

◆ The things I do for love.

- George R.R. Martin99

◆ Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.

- Jane Austen99

◆ With every mistake, we must surely be learning.

- George Harrison99

◆ If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

- Philip K. Dick99

◆ If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.

- Harlan Ellison99

◆ That's the nature of being a parent, Sabine has discovered. You'll love your children far more than you ever loved your parents, and -- in the recognition that your own children cannot fathom the depth of your love -- you come to understand the tragic, unrequited love of your own parents.

- Ursula Hegi99

◆ That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

- Christopher Moore99

◆ What cannot be said above all must not be silenced but written.

- Jacques Derrida99

◆ Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

- Moses Hadas99

◆ Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

- René Descartes99