Drunk quotations

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◆ A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

- Charles Chaplin99

◆ Our time together was a blur—not because I was drunk, which I was, but because our love was like the beating of a hummingbird's wings.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.

- Sherwood Smith98

◆ Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It's important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with your neighbor every now and then.

- Sol Luckman98

◆ The cop releases Russ, who whips his arm away violently and then bolts into the house and up the stairs to his room, shooting me a look of unrefined hatred that pierces the blubberof my drunken stupor like a harpoon.

- johnathon trooper98

◆ The bourban had been singing me its final lullaby, and in the freshly shattered stillness, everything still feels like its underwater.

- Jonathan Tropper98

◆ The cop looks annoyed, like we're giving him a headache. I want to explain everything to him that its really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then I remember that it is.

- Jonathan Tropper98

◆ You can tell you're between a rock and a hard place when you're sitting on a rock, looking up at the night sky. Or stumbling out of a stranger's house at 7 a.m. after a night of worshiping immortality, and being smacked in the face with a bright, bright sun; refreshing and Utopian all the same.

- Dave Matthes98

◆ And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she reminded him of what he himself was when he was sober.

- Ruth Park98

◆ Muscat is like a mind-altering drug. A stroll in its streets is like getting drunk for the first time

- Sara Sheridan98

◆ He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn't recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron's Don Juan was par for the course.

- Tyne O'Connell98

◆ If we could all drink ourselves to innocence, I'd be guilty. And I mean that in a way that I don't mean that.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald98