Drunk proverbs

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◆ I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that it would be wrong of me to try to defend myself. Nevertheless, there is at least the possibility of an explanation.

- Paul Auster98

◆ How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.

- Robyn Schneider98

◆ I didn't just voluntarily quit the relationship, did i? I slept and snore, didn't i? And couldn't even remember when you strolled away.

- Michael Bassey Johnson98

◆ I am alive, and drunk on sunlight.

- George R.R. Martin98

◆ I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.

- Ron White98

◆ High school sucked. It was a universal truth and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional.

- Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl98

◆ I may be drunk Miss but, in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

- Winston Churchill98

◆ Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.

- Anonymous98

◆ Oh Abby...I want you to know...I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing.

- Gemma Burgess98

◆ A bartender is a Keeper of Secrets. Drunk, senseless, useless secrets.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ It doesn't matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one that's drunk.

- Krista Ritchie98

◆ On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and talking like men who knew they would separate at dawn and travel to the far corners of the earth.

- Hunter S. Thompson98

◆ Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings that only drunks and menstruating women can manage.

- G.M. Ford98

◆ Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the illusion of changing the world.

- Guy Gavriel Kay98

◆ God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.

- M.F. Moonzajer98