Drinking sayings

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◆ Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

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◆ Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

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◆ Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'

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◆ I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

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◆ My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.

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◆ Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

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◆ If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?

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◆ That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.

- Robert Escalante99

◆ When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic...

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◆ If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

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◆ As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.

- Jason Santana99

◆ I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.

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◆ My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.

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◆ Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

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◆ I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.

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