Drinking quotes

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◆ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway100

◆ A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.

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◆ I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

- 99

◆ I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

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◆ Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again.

- 99

◆ Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.

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◆ I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary.

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◆ They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

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◆ Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'

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◆ And now I'm right back where I started. Sober and miserable.

- Alyson Noel99

◆ My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.

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◆ No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

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◆ Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

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◆ I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.

- Taylor Swift99

◆ Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

- Gerard Way99