Witty facebook status sayings
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- 99◆ Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame ass dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
- Bryan Burden99◆ Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bitch and I'll show you one. fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
- 99◆ If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
- 99◆ Why are hoes like 'Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?' No bitch, buy a coat.
- 99◆ Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
- 99◆ Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
- 99◆ Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
- 99◆ Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
- 99◆ Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
- 99◆ OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
- 99◆ Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
- 99◆ What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
- 99◆ When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
- 99◆ Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.
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