◆ If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
◆ YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many!
◆ I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct.
◆ The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
- Kin Hubbard98
◆ There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
- James Baldwin98
◆ My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
- Stephen Wright98
◆ Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
- Ed Howe98
◆ Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
- Matthew Broderick98
◆ I want to be pregnant by the time Im 30, hopefully.
- Kim Kardashian98
◆ A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.
- Thomas C Haliburton98
◆ Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
- Queen Victoria98
◆ I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever the hell I want to eat.
- Kate Hudson98
◆ Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
- Natasha Hamilton98
◆ A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan.
- Marion Jones98
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