Pregnancy quotations

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◆ Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.

- 99

◆ If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

- 98

◆ YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many!

- 98

◆ I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct.

- 98

◆ The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

- Kin Hubbard98

◆ There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.

- James Baldwin98

◆ My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.

- Stephen Wright98

◆ Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

- Ed Howe98

◆ Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.

- Matthew Broderick98

◆ I want to be pregnant by the time Im 30, hopefully.

- Kim Kardashian98

◆ A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.

- Thomas C Haliburton98

◆ Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

- Queen Victoria98

◆ I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever the hell I want to eat.

- Kate Hudson98

◆ Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.

- Natasha Hamilton98

◆ A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan.

- Marion Jones98