Pregnancy proverbs
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- 98◆ I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.
- 98◆ I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
- 98◆ I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
- 98◆ Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
- 98◆ Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
- 98◆ Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
- 98◆ One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.
- Padma Lakshmi98
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