Pregnancy sayings

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◆ There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.

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◆ I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.

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◆ You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking.

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◆ Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.

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◆ When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?'

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◆ She didn't ask to be a mother, She didn't ask to be pregnant, Yet she is. What she does ask for is for you to step up and be the loving, caring, responsible father the child deserves.

- Luke Parkes99

◆ Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

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◆ Admit it, at least once in your life you shoved a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

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◆ When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

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◆ I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself.

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◆ Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.

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◆ Abstinence is practical and very realistic for some people, but others dont choose that path. For me, sex education was in school, and there are always people telling you that there are consequences to sex and blah blah, but you dont really realize it until youre in a situation where you are pregnant.

- Bristol Palin99

◆ The only time a lady should be in a hospital because of a man is because of giving birth, not because of physical abuse.

- Ong Lor99

◆ Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

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◆ Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

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