Jokes sayings

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◆ A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
- Ritu Ghatourey99
◆ Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
- Azgraybebly Josland99
◆ Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
- Nishan Panwar99
◆ Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
- 99
◆ You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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◆ Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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◆ The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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◆ Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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◆ I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
- Ash Sweeney99
◆ I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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◆ Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
- Risa Schizophrenia99
◆ A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
- Hussein Nishah99
◆ Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
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◆ One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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◆ If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
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