Hilarious christmas sayings
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- 99◆ Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
- 99◆ If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December.
- 99◆ Thanks for going to the office holiday party in a Christmas sweater that's more embarrassing than my behavior.
- 99◆ Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
- 99◆ My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
- 99◆ I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
- 99◆ Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
- 99◆ Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food.
- 99◆ You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.
- 99◆ I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
- 99◆ This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
- 99◆ I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
- 99◆ Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
- 99◆ Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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