Funny good morning quotations

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◆ I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...

- Melchor Lim99

◆ Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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◆ I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

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◆ Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

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◆ Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

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◆ This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

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◆ It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

- Colin Powell98

◆ The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?

- Will Rogers98

◆ Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.

- William Faulkner98

◆ A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok

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◆ If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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◆ I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.

- Harry S Truman98

◆ People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.

- Julia Robert98