Funny good morning quotes

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◆ My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

- 100

◆ I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

- 99

◆ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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◆ My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

- Cary Grant99

◆ Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.

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◆ Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

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◆ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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◆ The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

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◆ Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.

- Ben Jonson99

◆ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Frank Sinatra99

◆ You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel

- Carole King99

◆ What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

- JRR Tolkien99

◆ If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

- Maya Angelou99

◆ It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

- Konrad Lorenz99

◆ Good morning is a contradiction of terms

- Jim Davis99