Funny good morning sayings
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- 99◆ Morning texts, I like that shit.
- 99◆ Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
- 99◆ Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
- Punit Ghadge99◆ Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
- Kami Garcia99◆ The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
- Jarod Kintz99◆ There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
- Kristen Chandler99◆ I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
- 99◆ The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
- 99◆ Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
- 99◆ Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
- 99◆ There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
- 99◆ Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
- 99◆ When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- 99◆ Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
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