Funny facebook status sayings
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- 99◆ Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- 99◆ Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
- 99◆ My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
- 99◆ If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
- 99◆ I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
- 99◆ I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
- 99◆ Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
- 99◆ Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
- 99◆ "Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH
- 99◆ I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
- 99◆ I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
- 99◆ I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
- 99◆ Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
- 99◆ Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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