Fat jokes quotations

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◆ Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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◆ Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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◆ Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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◆ Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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◆ Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
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◆ Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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◆ Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
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◆ Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'
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◆ Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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◆ Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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◆ Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
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◆ One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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◆ You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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◆ You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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◆ You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
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