Fat jokes sayings
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- 99◆ You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
- 99◆ Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
- 99◆ Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
- 99◆ Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
- 99◆ Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
- 99◆ Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
- 99◆ Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
- 99◆ Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- 99◆ Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
- 99◆ Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
- 99◆ Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
- 99◆ Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
- 99◆ Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
- 99◆ Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
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