Fat jokes quotes

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◆ My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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◆ Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
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◆ Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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◆ Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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◆ Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
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◆ Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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◆ Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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◆ You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
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◆ Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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◆ Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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◆ Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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◆ You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'
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◆ Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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◆ You are so fat, you use your belt to measure the Earth's equator.
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◆ You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
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