Dumb quotations

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◆ A genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person.

- 99

◆ I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

- George Rogers98

◆ I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

- Britney Spears98

◆ I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

- Paris Hilton98

◆ The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

- Joe Theisman98

◆ Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

- Ivana Trump98

◆ The internet is a great way to get on the net.

- Bob Dole98

◆ Facts are stupid things.

- Ronald Reagan98

◆ And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

- Dan Rather98

◆ For NASA, space is still a high priority.

- Dan Quayle98

◆ Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

- George W Bush98

◆ A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

- Samuel Goldwyn98

◆ So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

- Christina Aguilera98

◆ I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them

- George Bush98