Dumb sayings

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◆ No matter how smart you are, the matters of the heart will always make you dumb.

- Ritu Ghatourey99

◆ Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it.

- Nikhil Saluja99

◆ Does anyone know the number to 911?

- Michael Broughton99

◆ I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

- Linda Evangelista99

◆ I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

- Winston Bennett99

◆ I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.

- Frank Bruno99

◆ I do not like this word 'bomb.' It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

- Jacques Le Blanc99

◆ They misunderestimated me.

- George W Bush99

◆ I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger99

◆ My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

- Chuck Nevitt99

◆ When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.

- Kylie Bax99

◆ You guys, line up alphabetically by height.

- Bill Peterson99

◆ I think war is a dangerous place.

- George W Bush99

◆ The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

- 99

◆ Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...

- 99