Dumb quotes

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◆ Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'

- 100

◆ Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

- Jason Kidd99

◆ I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

- Greg Norman99

◆ Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.

- Keppel Enderbery99

◆ What's a soup kitchen?

- Paris Hilton99

◆ Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

- Brooke Shields99

◆ If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure

- Dan Quayle99

◆ I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard, ... Just listening to my father . . . So just basically following that and following my heart.

- Paris Hilton99

◆ I don't really think, I just walk.

- Paris Hilton99

◆ Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

- Paris Hilton99

◆ It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

- Dan Quayle99

◆ I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

- Terry Bradshaw99

◆ Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

- Fran Lebowitz99

◆ I hate when girls act dumb because they think it's cute.

- 99