Spike Milligan poems
Spike Milligan(16 April 1918 - 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)
On the Ning Nang Nong
- by Spike Milligan 521
On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
A Silly Poem
- by Spike Milligan 247
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?