Marriage quotations

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◆ A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

- Michel de Montaigne99

◆ There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

- Homer99

◆ It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time, remembering to love, to honor, to respect. It is a practice, a discipline, worthy of every moment.

- Jasmine Guy99

◆ I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

- Lyndon B. Johnson99

◆ One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

- Groucho Marx99

◆ When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

- Joseph Campbell99

◆ A good husband makes a good wife.

- John Florio99

◆ But marriage goes in waves. You've got to be patient. People bail and give up on their marriages way too early. They just don't put the work and the effort into it. You've got to suck up your ego a lot of times, because that can be a big downfall.

- Anna Benson99

◆ In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.

- Enid Bagnold99

◆ If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

- Sam Levenson99

◆ For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

- Erma Bombeck99

◆ Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

- Abraham Lincoln99

◆ All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

- Red Skelton99

◆ Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.

- Vikrant Parsai99