Marriage quotes

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◆ A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"

- 100

◆ It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

- Friedrich Nietzsche100

◆ Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

- Franz Schubert100

◆ When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

- Prince Philip100

◆ I can't wait to get married, because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

- 99

◆ Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.

- 99

◆ Not allowing gay marriage isn't gonna stop people from being gay...with that said, why not let people who are gay be happier in their lives?

- 99

◆ It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single.

- 99

◆ Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work.

- Lori Gordon99

◆ The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

- E Joseph Cossman99

◆ A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it

- Israel Zangwill99

◆ The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship

- Friedrich Nietzsche99

◆ I was never used to being happy, so that wasn't something I ever took for granted. I did sort of think, you know, marriage did that. You see, I was brought up differently from the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy - that's it, successful, happy, and on time.

- Marilyn Monroe99

◆ Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and of our miseries. A marriage of love is pleasant, of interest, easy, and where both meet, happy. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason, and,

- Joseph Addison99

◆ Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

- Albert Einstein99