Beer sayings

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◆ It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations.
- 99
◆ Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.
- 99
◆ Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm99
◆ I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- Homer Simpson99
◆ Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella99
◆ For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
- William Shakespeare99
◆ You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa99
◆ An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- Ernest Hemingway99
◆ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway99
◆ You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin99
◆ Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
- 99
◆ I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
- Tom Waits99
◆ 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Stephen Wright99
◆ Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
- Felix Sabates99
◆ She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
- John Hiatt99

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