Beer quotes

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◆ Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

- Tufail Mehraj100

◆ Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

- H Allen Smith99

◆ Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

- Homer Simpson99

◆ God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

- Anne Sexton99

◆ I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

- Homer Simpson99

◆ You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

- Archie Bunker99

◆ When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

- Xeni Jardin99

◆ The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

- Egyptian Proverb99

◆ Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

- Benjamin Franklin99

◆ I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

- Greek Proverb99

◆ A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

- Czech Proverb99

◆ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

- Benjamin Franklin99

◆ Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

- Homer Simpson99

◆ Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

- Edgar Allan Poe99

◆ Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

- Gerard Way99