Beer quotes

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◆ Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
- Tufail Mehraj100
◆ Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
- H Allen Smith99
◆ Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
- Homer Simpson99
◆ God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
- Anne Sexton99
◆ I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
- Homer Simpson99
◆ You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
- Archie Bunker99
◆ When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
- Xeni Jardin99
◆ The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
- Egyptian Proverb99
◆ Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin99
◆ I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
- Greek Proverb99
◆ A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
- Czech Proverb99
◆ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin99
◆ Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
- Homer Simpson99
◆ Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
- Edgar Allan Poe99
◆ Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
- Gerard Way99

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