Beach sayings

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◆ I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get boys to notice the inner me.
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◆ I like long walks on the beach if that's where we're going to have sex.
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◆ May the inherent stress and peril of unfolding a beach chair not sabotage your plans to relax this summer.
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◆ Let's go spend a day at the beach checking our email.
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◆ The beach is a great place to relieve the soul-crushing stress you build up in the traffic going to the beach.
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◆ Seeing beach residents refuse to evacuate makes me feel better about the array of terrible decisions I've made this year.
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◆ Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits.
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◆ My favorite Facebook public offerings are still your beach photos.
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◆ I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned.
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◆ Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.
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◆ Here, Fridays were dedicated to the two Bs; Beach and Boats.
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◆ My life is like a stroll on the beach...as near to the edge as I can go...
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◆ Eternity begins and ends with the oceans tides.
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◆ At the beach, life is different, time doesn't move from hour to hour, but mood to moment. we live by the currents, plan by the tides, and follow the sun.
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◆ The sun and the sand and a drink in my hand!
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