Beach quotes

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◆ A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"

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◆ Beach sand, perfect tans. Day walks, night talks. Sleepless nights, pillow fights. & spending every day with those who matter most.

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◆ On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

- Erma Bombeck99

◆ The sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy, or too impatient. One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach - waiting for a gift from the sea.

- Anne Morrow Lindbergh99

◆ One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach - of course - and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.

- Oksana Baiul99

◆ Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson99

◆ Every hour spent near the water...is a happy hour.

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◆ Beach Rules: Soak up the sun. Ride the waves. Breathe the salty air. Feel the breeze. Build sandcastles. Rest, relax, reflect. Collect seashells. Bare-feet required.

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◆ May your time be filled with relaxing sunsets, cool drinks and sand between your toes.

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◆ After a visit to the beach, its hard to believe that we live in a material world.

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◆ I have always loved the beach. The smell of the salty water, the wind in my face, the gentle roar of the waves all combine to create a sense of peace and calm.

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◆ I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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◆ Life is a beach, I'm just playin' in the sand.

- Lil Wayne99

◆ If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.

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◆ One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.

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