Babies quotations

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◆ Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

- 99

◆ People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.

- Alfred Kahn98

◆ If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.

- Tris Speaker98

◆ An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

- Queen Victoria98

◆ Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

- David Letterman98

◆ We had our own baby boom.

- Patricia Sullivan98

◆ The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing

- Kin Hubbard98

◆ I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

- Loretta Lynn98

◆ If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

- Dave Barry98

◆ Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

- Charles Dickens98

◆ My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

- Stephen Wright98

◆ A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men

- Martin Fraquhar98