Wonderful quotations

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◆ Every villain is a hero in his own mind.

- Tom Hiddleston99

◆ The remote isn't broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it's the same with my love.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Your leftover meatloaf makes me horny. Let us make love like the first squirt from a new bottle of ketchup.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I want to merge running a marathon and doing a handstand into one action. It will look similar to how I'd make love to a mannequin.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I make love like Brett Favre threw his first pass as a Green Bay Packer—to himself. Obviously, himself is myself.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Love is a four-letter word. So is glue, only it isn't as sticky. And I must admit, I still eat it all the time.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I am Kid Awesome, I kid you not. But I don't think making love is childish—or for children, unless you're doing it for children (to produce them, not to entertain them).

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I still love the book-ness of books, the smell of books: I am a book fetishist—books to me are the coolest and sexiest and most wonderful things there are.

- Neil Gaiman98

◆ She'll come to love me or she won't. I'm a fisherman, not a hunter.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don't do refills. I'm a lover, not a farmer.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ The three of us made love like one of us was a voyeur. I was the only one using binoculars as a sex toy.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you'll notice.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love.

- Jarod Kintz98