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- Holly Black99◆ Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
- Oliver Goldsmith99◆ The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.
- Oscar Wilde99◆ Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln99◆ If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Thomas Pynchon99◆ There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that.
- Joss Whedon99◆ Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his own temper.
- Wilkie Collins99◆ A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
- P.G. Wodehouse99◆ A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde99◆ If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
- Mark Twain99◆ Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
- Mark Twain99◆ A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
- Mark Twain99◆ No sensible man ever engages, unprepared, in a fencing match of words with a woman.
- Wilkie Collins99◆ You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
- Dorothy Parker99◆ On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.
- Hunter S. Thompson99
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