Wit proverbs

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◆ Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

- J.K. Rowling99

◆ Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

- Dorothy Parker99

◆ The covers of this book are too far apart.

- Ambrose Bierce99

◆ Don't let the muggles get you down.

- J.K. Rowling99

◆ I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

- G.K. Chesterton99

◆ Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

- Dorothy Parker99

◆ I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

- Flannery O'Connor99

◆ Brevity is the soul of wit.

- William Shakespeare99

◆ Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

- Joss Whedon99

◆ The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

- William Shakespeare99

◆ Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

- Joss Whedon99

◆ There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

- Jane Austen98

◆ He thought he was a wit, and he was half right.

- Joseph Addison98

◆ Wit is the fetching of congruity out of incongruity

- Joseph Addison98