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- Susan Polis Schutz99◆ One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be used to cover up their decomposing corpses.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conquer the world and control the globe through secret occult knowledge. Just ask the Masons.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test if it opens up properly. Well, the good news is the parachute worked as planned, but the bad news is the only other parachute on board is strapped to my back, and I'm afraid you're going to have to return to your seat, buckle up, and assume the crash position. And while it may not be as useful as a functioning parachute, here's a Rosary to aid you in your prayers. Also, before I jump out of the plane, I just remembered that I owe you a lot of money. Can I write you a check??
- Jarod Kintz98◆ ... there's a silent voice in the wilderness that we hear only when no one else is around. When you go far, far beyond, out across the netherlands of the Known, the din of human static slowly fades away, over and out.
- Rob Schultheis98◆ Disbelief held me down inside my footsteps, making my body heavy but my heart wild.
- Markus Zusak98◆ A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you wouldn't have to walk it.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ One brick is not a wall. Unless you're an ant, and then it's not only a wall, it's a building—a building that has no doors, windows, or people in the form of managers that I'd like to smash in the face with a building (or a brick).?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of the scale holds a lie or the truth. (Hint: The truth is much heavier than a brick.)?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.
- George Farquhar98◆ A blanket could be used to find the Brick of Truth. Many lies will be layered on the Brick of Truth to try to cover it up, but the blanket will cover up all the lies, thus covering up the cover up and thereby revealing the Brick of Truth. And don't try to steal the covers, because the blanket will only provide warmth to the Brick of Truth. ?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me, I'd prefer to be bandaged by a Band-Aid, a blanket, or a pair of lace panties (preferably red).?
- Jarod Kintz98◆ A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunce to go stand in the corner, he won't feel so stupid and will know where to go.?
- Jarod Kintz98
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