Weather sayings

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◆ I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer.
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◆ Let's say goodbye to the hottest summer on record and to the people who kept reminding us it was the hottest summer on record.
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◆ I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have.
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◆ The summer heat has made me exhausted from trying to dress as slutty as everyone else.
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◆ Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening.
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◆ I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral sex tonight.
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◆ I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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◆ When the music and rain sound the same, what an incredible sound they make!
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◆ Nipples. Nature's best thermometer.
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◆ Nipples: Nature's Thermometer.
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◆ They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay.
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◆ Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now...
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◆ Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.
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◆ You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.
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◆ Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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