Weather quotes

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◆ Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

- Chuck Palahniuk100

◆ They should start naming hurricanes after ghetto names, cause wouldn't you be scared of a hurricane Sha'Nay Nay.

- 100

◆ Relationships are like the weather: Some days you love it, some days you hate it.

- 99

◆ Weather forecast? its LA! its gonna be hot and sunny all year long.be a weather man, check! - James

- Big Time Rush99

◆ If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

- Bob Hope99

◆ Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.

- Stephen Colbert99

◆ Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

- Mark Twain99

◆ Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

- John Ruskin99

◆ There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

- John Ruski99

◆ Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.

- Marcelene Cox99

◆ Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather

- Proverb99

◆ On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

- Dan Spencer99

◆ The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

- Jerome K Jerome99

◆ Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

- George Carlin99