Twitter sayings

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◆ Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted.

- Walter Kirn99

◆ Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day

- Warren Ellis99

◆ Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.

- Lauren Leto99

◆ Good books make you ask questions. Bad readers want everything answered.

- Scott Westerfeld99

◆ Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

- Sarah Silverman99

◆ I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that.

- Sarah Rees Brennan99

◆ I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.

- Jonah Goldberg99

◆ Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food.

- Alain de Botton99

◆ When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?

- Walter Kirn99

◆ Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.

- John Green99

◆ What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?

- Jonah Goldberg99

◆ Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.

- Craig Ferguson99

◆ This could be addictive.

- Kevin Pietersen99

◆ For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election.

- Glenn Greenwald99

◆ Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.

- Neil Gaiman99