Twitter quotes

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◆ I can't tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

- Ed Sheeran100

◆ If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it

- Warren Ellis99

◆ American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it.

- Glenn Greenwald99

◆ I had a dream about you. We were trying to come up with a hashtag to market our relationship. I suggested #fourlipsonekiss and #twomouthsonevoice, but you went with something confusing like #idontloveyou and #wearenotinarelationship.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ We have one precious life: do something extraordinary today, even if it's tiny. A pebble starts the avalanche.

- K.A. Laity99

◆ Learn to trust your instincts. Only something dead goes with the tide. Only something living can go against it.

- Tony Parsons99

◆ Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.

- Jonah Goldberg99

◆ Incestuous, homogeneous fiefdoms of self-proclaimed expertise are always rank-closing and mutually self-defending, above all else.

- Glenn Greenwald99

◆ People who have so much of their personality invested in the Internet can't really survive as whole individuals without it.

- Mark A. Rayner99

◆ I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.

- Johann Hari99

◆ I don't mind bigots. You're allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children.

- Maureen Johnson99

◆ Unnerving that so many people seem either relieved or disappointed by bomber/shooter's identity.

- Michael C. Moynihan99

◆ Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise.

- Shannon L. Alder99

◆ Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

- Jonah Goldberg99

◆ I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings.

- Jonah Goldberg99