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- 99◆ 'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
- 99◆ Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
- 99◆ The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
- Zach Manal99◆ So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
- 99◆ I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
- 99◆ I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
- 99◆ I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
- 99◆ When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
- 99◆ Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit.
- 99◆ Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
- 99◆ These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
- 99◆ I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
- Carlos Banks99◆ I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like 'You can't catch me!'
- 99◆ Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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