Food quotes

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◆ All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz100

◆ Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

- Robin Williams100

◆ Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale.

- Elsa Schiaparelli100

◆ Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

- 100

◆ When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

- Marilyn Monroe99

◆ I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

- 50 Cent99

◆ Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.

- 99

◆ I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.

- 99

◆ Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.

- 99

◆ Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

- 99

◆ Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden. It's like, dude you already have unlimited breadsticks.

- 99

◆ When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown.

- 99

◆ Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.

- 99

◆ This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.

- 99

◆ I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.

- 99