Television sayings

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◆ There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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◆ You don't have to worry about me spoiling Game of Thrones for you because I have no idea what is going on.
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◆ I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.
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◆ There should be a special TV channel for all those old canceled cartoons.
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◆ When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.
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◆ When I was kid, I used to think pay-per-view was actually paper view.
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◆ If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it.
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◆ I hate when people in a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I will ever have in my whole life.
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◆ I hate when Im watching a show on DVR and I realize Im mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to fast forward.
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◆ Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak...
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◆ I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.
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◆ Growing up I always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon.
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◆ I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
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◆ Dear MTV, I'm a teen virgin. Where's my show?
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◆ The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach.
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